Nothing has been bothering me

Read "This is Water" by David Foster Wallace. For a man of such plaintive tendencies and introspection, it doesn't come as a surprise that this essay (which was eventually orated toward a group of liberal arts students) was tantamount to the book of revelations. He taps into the unconscious and 'natural setting' of the mind, whilst offering alternative ways of thinking and scrutinizing mundane situations. Wallace has a way of mollifying the reader without actually mollifying them. He employs this tactic by first playing a pacifist in understanding said readers view, then by tenderly inserting his probing knowledge into said readers fertile mind. It is because of orations such as "This is Water", that I have temporarily lost inspiration as it is usually drawn from interminable rants and nagging prose about all of you stupid fucking people that don't read my blog because you're too busy overindulging your mind on Instagram and writhing your squirmy body in fists of gluey vaseline as you toss off to venereal disease on film (how stringent do you really believe the STD grooming of these porn 'stars' to actually be? I, for one, find it to be far fetched that an Adult film company named "BANG BROS" possesses the caliber and scruples to commit their 'stars' to an HIV test on a monthly basis). Anyhow, Bang Bros is neither here nor there and this post is irrelevant and redundant. Although, since I'm insufferably digressing to this point, what is with porn stars possessing this deluded view that they somehow have this inexplicable sexual allure? Jenna Jameson, you are attractive, but you've also had more dicks than lord Ganesh had hands on a good day. For that matter, you've had more dicks than any of the gods throughout India and Nepal had hands. You are, in layman terms, a whore. The only allure that is emitted through the sprouts of semen energy that emanate from your uterus is the idea that you would knock your boots off for a glass of cheap Chablis and a block of dark chocolate; the allure of the whore. The allure of the whore.